Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn’t notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black.
Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm.
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me.
Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn’t know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I’m either a liar, attention whore, or emo.
Today, a ball rolled up to me so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It’s Sunday and the school is closed.
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn’t have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great.
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I’m a fucking idiot.
Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium.
Today, I woke up with a hangover and went to school without showering, without make up, and wearing my pajama bottoms. I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn’t seen in a year in the subway. His new girlfriend looked at me and said "you look… tired".
Today, when I arrived at school, one of my friends referred me to this site. He said I’d be perfect for it.